So the sacrafise begins

Yesterday we made the first sacrifice towards the cause. It seemed harmless enough, a simple birthday party with a pinata. But then they brought out the heathen pinata in the form of a "Penguin". We could not stand for the injustice that the stores hath wrought upon us so we took action. The chicken was pummeled with our bare hands as we extracted the candy from the interior. We tested the wings, they worked. The "Penguin" could fly, despite the lies the media has spread. If it can fly, it is not a "Penguin", but rather a chicken in a tux. We decided to make the final sacrafise, and burn it. So we soaked it with lighter fluid and threw it to a firey death.


Let the lesson be learned by corporates everywhere. We will not stand for the injustice you pass as letting the chickens pretend to be "penguins". They do not exist. We will hunt them down and burn them one by one if we have to, in order to prove that penguins do not exist.